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Deep Twilight Observations

“Back at school, everyone couldn’t stop talking about Bella’s brush with death┬áin the parking lot…”




Best things about Twilight

Best Thing About Twilight: Rosalie the bitch!

She’s pretty much the best. She’s cold and bitchy, has beefcake Emmett, and killed her own killers in a bloody wedding dress.


“I was a bit theatrical back then.”

Unlike Bella, I think I’d enjoy having a few cocktails at the bar with Rosalie. It’s the same fondness I feel for all female Disney villains. Rosalie is second only to Carlisle’s wigs.