1. Gillen is a character actor and has a secret boner all through The Mountain and the Viper.
2. Related but not contradictory: Aidan Gillen is just bringing it right now.
3. Secretly ship GothSansa/Petyr (no no no we are horrible).
4. Smart is sexy and heedless, weaselly cunning is kind of like smart?
5. Someone slipping us a love potion in our pre-episode beer.
7. Accent confusion distracts and distorts our emotions.
8. Just really like lemon cakes.
9. We’ve got a thing for salt and pepper.
10. We were bored and he was, you know, just kind of there.
11. “Mockingbird” triggered our Hunger Games endorphins.
12. We like a well-cut tunic.
13. Remember when Ned Stark was still alive, and he just needed a shower like, every moment?
14. Oberyn, Ned, Robb, and Renly dead.